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this is pretty true... Oct. 19th, 2005 @ 10:28 am
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a guy you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with him. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: The Bachelor, The Poolboy


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: invisimo
Current Mood: dirtydirty
Current Music: David Bowie - as the world falls down

Sep. 19th, 2005 @ 09:36 pm
I am empty and sad and that is all.
Current Mood: sadsad

Sep. 19th, 2005 @ 09:32 pm
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: the arcade fire - cold wind

Sep. 9th, 2005 @ 06:00 pm
JON and/or CHELSEA

if you are reading this, this night, then I am on a quest to find you. I have no car and no phone. I have no home keys so I am locking the door behind me with hopes of finding your shelter. be on the look out for me. hopefully I will succeed in my quest.
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: Sleeping in - Postal Service

Aug. 14th, 2005 @ 04:01 pm
Ever so indifferent, feelings of depression
down. Jaded fucking Jaded
Doing laundry
Rainbow kids, looking tired as I felt
Homeless woman drinking from a corporate cup
Two solar fires exploded in mine mind
Dry cycle
Jones in my bones and ears
despondent, down down down
a man in a beanie cap and a capris talks about looking forward to the beginning and end of his life
girl in a shiny homemade shirt serves the joe
pair at the bar make a perfect ass, bouncing each other's perfectly shitty personalities off the other
two creams, 2 count pour and a plastic bear
surveillance
stickered laptop, shadowed bar, booths filled, sofa empty
I sit at the table in the corner
there are no papers and realize nothing brings me joy
have a cigarette and a sip
feel the rush but no pleasure, no pleasure
frenchman reads a letter
clack, clack, clack of ice
observe patterns and objects and wonder how they manifested. steel, cloth, glass, plastic. whatever.
Art is back, but feels lost
I see the sounds in the back of my mind
but they have no weight
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name
but its not me and its not here.
the ass has three cheeks now
My gym teacher jabbers about New York, exploding cabs, $40, and home while playing online poker.
Lesbian on a cell phone
paranoia
the second cigarette is gone and I'm staring at the bottom of the cup.
Some force moves me to leave
same two guys talking about crap
see a girl I knew and conversed
but that meant nothing
two hippies and a frisbee
16 minutes left
shady eyes
come to rest forever on the ugliest couch in the world
Another day.
Current Mood: depresseddepressed
Current Music: silent thunder
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So I saw the sequel to the Rocky Horror Picture Show: Shock Treatment

It was okay. I liked some of the songs. The plots pretty *raspberry*.

Janet looks like Stockard Channing
» ah it takes me back
so I just found Retrojunk.com
it takes me back to the good times...
it reminds me of all of those crazy, yet awesome shows I used to watch:
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Gummi Bears
-Muppet Babies...I watched a lot of this in fact. remember Nanny?
-Beetlejuice - the animated series...probably saw like every episode
-Voltron!
-G.I. Joe
-Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers
-Alvin and the Chipmunks...I remember the episode with the chipmettes and they were really really small
-Inspector Gadget
-Perfect Strangers
-Thundercats
-Garfield and Friends
-Pound Puppies
-The Super Mario Bros. Power Hour - does anyone else remember this shit!! (also never knew that there was a Legend of Zelda animated series!)
-The Pink Panther - animated series
-The Golden Girls
-Eureeka's Castle
-The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
-Family Matters - I could probably quote the halloween episode i have seen it that many fucking times
-Married with Children
-Tales from the Crypt
-Mama's Family - "MRS. HARPER!"
-OMG Samurai Pizza Cats!!!
-Are You Afraid of the Dark
-Dinosaurs - remember the brontosaurus neighbor?
-Adventures of Pete and Pete
-Ren and Stimpy show
-Rocko's Modern Life
-Sonic Hedgehog
-SWAT KATS!
-PIRATES OF DARK WATER!
-X-men
-Batman - animated series
-Ahh! Real Monsters
-Sailor Moon
-everything Dragonball
-Gargolyes
-Beast Wars
-Goof Troop
-Bobby's World
-Freakazoid
-Beetleborgs ha ha ha
-Clarissa Explains it all
-Legends in the Hidden Temple! oh crap
-Eek! the cat
-*gasp* the secret world of Alex Mack
-Tiny Toon Adventures
-All that
-Reboot
-Ghostwriter!
-Gundam Wing!
-Kenan and Kel
-Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
-Bonkers
-Eerie Indiana
-Daria
-Adventures in wonderland
-Beakman's World
-Quack Pack
-Big O
-Digimon

but there were 5 shows that are not only classic but they are my favorite shows and I have seen just about every episode.
here's my top 5:

5. Dexter's Lab - It was funny, creative, and completely original. It took Cartoon Network to the next level.

4. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - This was one of the few shows that could quench my overactive imagination. sure just about every episode was structured the same, but it was so fucking great.

3. Darkwing Duck - every afternoon. purple blindfolded duck fighting insane super villians (some of which were element based, which I liked) with his main weapon being a gas gun. God I loved that show.

2. Animaniacs - genius. just fucking genius. The best animated cartoon to come out of the 90s. I wish it went on for longer than it did.

1. Duck Tales - I loved Duck Tales. I was a Duck tales kid. To me it had everything. to me nothing gets more classic. It had so many characters and it was completely epic and interesting in every way.
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My sins would best be expressed in a monolouge from the made for tv movie Cybill starring the young miss Sally Fields as a woman with multiple personality disorder:

"Aww...look at ya. My pretty little girl, sittin there with ya face all painted up and your little haulter top, you nothin' but a little slut!"

"Don't call me that, I'm a Puerto Rican lady, senor!"

"We all know your a slut Cybill Ann! We know your a little slut!!"

"NO I'M NOT!! I'M NOT A SLUT!!! I'M NOT A SLUT!!! I'M NOT A SLUT!!! I'M NOT A SLUT!!! I AIN'T NO SLUT!!!!"
» so crazy
i'm so drunk right now
and its Justins birthday happy bithday justin
happy fucin *hiccup* birthaday

okay i'm done
» yep
Hand-Raiser
You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.





My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 45% on Rationality

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You scored higher than 56% on Extroversion

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You scored higher than 26% on Brutality

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You scored higher than 20% on Arrogance
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Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

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